May 2012
When my mom tells me to leave the computer and go...
caamimcfly:
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'cause they got money here
TV Reporter: Hello, Sonny? Sonny, you're on the air. Would you mind answering a few questions for us?
Sonny: Yeah.
Reporter: Why are you doing this?
Reporter: Hello?
Sonny: Uhh, what? What d'ya--? Why am I doin' it? Doin' what?
Reporter: Robbing a bank?
Sonny: Oh. Uhhh ... what? I don't, I don't know what y'mean by that.
Sonny: I'm robbin' a bank 'cause they got money here. That's why I'm robbin' it.
Rachel Green: Uh Pheebs who is George Snuffaluffagus?
Phoebe Buffay: Big Birds friend.
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breakingthesunlight:
Don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. But you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. They’d know how insecure you really...
"it's my mom's birthday I bought her a rug"